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The first dog to pee on mars owns the whole planet. amirite?
by Anonymous1 month ago
Not if I get there first and mark my territory
by Jeromesawayn1 month ago
"Doesn't it look wonderful Shadow?" "...I wanna pee on it"
by Kristoffer821 month ago
Haha... he just marked the spot where he wanted to hide the entire planet, he probably wouldn't be able to stand it.
by rstamm1 month ago
Maybe they'll build a little statue monument to memorialize it and then it can be a tradition for other mars dogs to pee on the monument!
by cordell831 month ago
Ye that's not how it works lol or America's urine everywhere would mean something. The world's population says no
by Anonymous1 month ago
Humans have different norms than dogs. If Dogs ruled the world, Urine would be very important, but it is us humans who are above them, and their Urine is nothing to us. But if a dog were to pee on Mars, it would believe that its territory would be Mars.
by Jeromesawayn 1 month ago
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