+32 Bullets do their job after they are fired. amirite?

by Jayde00 1 week ago

I start to do my job when I'm about to be fired, so I guess that makes sense

by Optimal_Barnacle 1 week ago

I lolled 😆

by ericaschulist 1 week ago

You may be a bullet for a semi.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or alternatively they do their job when safely stored in a magazine as a deterrent

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The bullet's job isn't to kill people, it's to be a pointy bit of mass that gets propelled from a damn gun barrel.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And that happens after it is fired

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I mean, to be precise it happens when it is fired. After it's fired implies it's another action entirely, when in actuality it's the next step of the action of firing.

by Gold-Aioli 1 week ago

It becomes a pointy bit of mass after it's fired? Think that through a bit more maybe.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's a reach. That like saying "Your job is to be a human who does paperwork." "But I don't do paperwork unless I'm in the office." "Yeah but you're always a human so you're always doing your job." The job is the action performed. Not simply existing as a human or pointy object.

by MixPrestigious2691 1 week ago

Are bullets sentient in your world? I feel like I'm talking to an 8 year old.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Hey, I've seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

by Independent_Plum9166 1 week ago

Yeah, in the split mili second after it is fired.

by Anonymous 1 week ago