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Using scented sprays after taking a dump makes it worse, not better. amirite?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I can agree because the sprays have an extremely strong smell and when it mixes with the farts/dump smell creates a very unpleasant stench. I'm more of a light a candle to get rid of the unpleasant smell guy.
by Anonymous1 week ago
A true romantic, this guy.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The granny trick is to light a match over the toilet. Something about the phosphorus makes the bad odour go away.
by vbernier1 week ago
Didi: Stu! What have you done? This is my Eau de Joie perfume, $150 an ounce Stu: (stammers) Well, it worked! Chas: No, it didn't, now he just smells like a skunk who is getting ready for a hot date.
The trick is to light the candle when you start, then blow it out when you finish. A recently extinguished candle covers the smell like magic
by TurbulentCampaign7781 week ago
idk I for sure approve of using Poo-Pourri before and or after a large enough loaf is pinched off.
by goldnersadie1 week ago
Pop pourri is actually a film so it wraps the poop. That's why it works. It's not a masking agent
by Grace631 week ago
Wraps as in a cozy little blanket?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Turds in a blanket!
by Aufderharelmore1 week ago
Agreed. Saved me and my family on a cross-country RV trip. It kept the stench from the black water tank from bubbling up and out of the toilet
by Beiergrover1 week ago
isn't that their slogan or something
by Anonymous1 week ago
I've always lit a match afterward
by Anonymous1 week ago
Lmao, for some reason I first imagined the doo doo fumes igniting at first like natural gas.
by Pretty_Idea1 week ago
It does work! Maybe not completely if it's a really bad smell but in my experience it's been effective.
by vbernier1 week ago
Just use poop scented sprays
by Beginning-Corner1 week ago
Yes that's exactly what I'm saying
by Anonymous1 week ago
Cool
by Anonymous1 week ago
"Righto kids, who the hell planted a bed of roses in the toilet and then crapped all over them?"
by No-Jump89281 week ago
People. Didn't your mothers or grandmothers teach you to light a match over the toilet? Works very well to mask the smell.
by vbernier1 week ago
People need to learn about the courtesy flush.
by barthagenes1 week ago
Match gang
by Abernathymuriel1 week ago
Hilarious and true.
by Anonymous1 week ago
You glued your what? To your what?
by NationalHome55301 week ago
I so confused right now
by Anonymous1 week ago
Average Radiohead fan
by Anonymous1 week ago
Poopourri is actually very effective. Spray it before you go, flush, then spray it again. Works great.
by zhaag1 week ago
We have menthol poop knives in our bathrooms
by Strange_Motor1 week ago
Menthol- What?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not only do scented sprays not do a very good job of masking bathroom odors, the chemicals in the sprays aren't great for your lungs, nose, eyes, and skin. Crack open the bathroom window for a few minutes and/or turn on the bathroom fan - more effective and definitely better for your long term health.
by Emergency_Ruin_47891 week ago
I agree. I find it just mixes with the smell creating a horrible super smell. It's also so synthetic that it's not pleasant even when sprayed normally
by Brilliant_Move65261 week ago
I have an extremely sensitive nose. Scented sprays don't really smell like their scent to me, they smell like harsh cleaning chemicals and weird fake fruit. Sometimes I literally can't stay in the bathroom if someone has sprayed one of those because it makes me gag so bad.
by wehnermario1 week ago
Sounds like you should fight back with some poop spray
by Great_Ad17001 week ago
Hide it or make it less offensive than straight up butthole
by Anonymous1 week ago
OMG the way you worded this has me laughing so much right now...
by Anonymous1 week ago
Same 😂
by Anonymous1 week ago
Sounds like something a plumber would say.
by freeda251 week ago
I find I end up hating the scent after and always have to switch them up or I associate it with poop.
by Significant-Sun-14901 week ago
I've said this, and no one else agreed with me. lol
by Anonymous1 week ago
I don't know how international Rituals is but I feel like the Rituals homespray is the only one that works for me.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Guy cologne is what works. I once got a sample of Sauvage Dior, and it worked like magic. I also flush once I poop so the smell is less. Then flush again after cleaning myself.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yep. Same with deodorant
by Anonymous1 week ago
There are Febreze scents out there that my mind now equates with the smell of poop
by Anonymous1 week ago
I use eucylaptus spray. Out of all the options used so far, this one has the best results in terms of neutralizing the bad smell before fading away itself.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Lysol air sanitizer is the best stuff I've seen it works instantly
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's way worse in a public setting without it - at work back to the office in all sex bathrooms commingling - body odor, toilet smells- I wish for fans and scents it makes you want to Gag at times . The real deodorizer professional ones actually work that poopouri is ok too but febreeze and the hand aerosol are not good,
by Special_Disaster1 week ago
Same with BO.... All that Deodorant doesn't hide the stink man.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I agree, especially if there isn't any ventilation. Nothing beats a burnt match, idk why everyone doesn't just do this. It beats vanilla orchid feces.
by Anonymous1 week ago
It sounds like you're using something that just scents the air instead of actually neutralizing and deodorizing bad smells
by Anonymous1 week ago
Fair.
by annabelaufderha1 week ago
Sometimes the fragrance acts as a vehicle for the stench and transports it farther and wider than it could achieve on its wretched lonesome.
by Rubye801 week ago
Even worse is knowing those sprays are supposed to be toxic.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Febreeze actually does kill the smell. It works by making the molecules too big to fit the receptors in your nose. It's actually odourless and one of the challenges for P&G was finding fragrances they could actually add to it that would work.
by Senior_Fig1 week ago
It's much better to spray before. Focus on dumping most of the spray directly into the toilet.
by Business-Channel97381 week ago
Use it before. I don't have that pooppuri spray so you can use anything.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The best if any are incense sticks
by Collinsmaiya1 week ago
It's the same with weed. If you spray yourself with any type of spray it just Carrie's the smell more. My friends mom told us that when she didn't want us to get caught at school. I still don't know weather that was a good parenting move or bad lol
by Anonymous1 week ago
Matches are elite
by Laurasawayn1 week ago
hm that sweet smell of tropical fart
by louvenia601 week ago
Who doesn't? I mean, it's a family tradition at our house...
by Anonymous1 week ago
Well you're supposed to spray it before…
by Altruistic-Buy1 week ago
Febreeze Fabric original actually works wonders 🤣
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